pureblood-: So I saw this last night and before I could even process what I was doing I made this
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring...– Lemony Snicket (via iquote-d)
Before we start the broadcast tonight, I just want to address my recent absence...– STEPHEN COLBERT, opening the Feb. 20, 2012 edition of The Colbert Report, after returning from a two-day hiatus during which he tended to his ill mother. He ended the monologue by saying “Confidential to a lovely lady,” before making an apparent gesture of support to his mom. (via...
He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via barafundlebay)
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty