i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
snarg: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
UConn hockey welcomes gay and female-to-male... →
iluisindustries: venerem-auspicatiorem: idsaverse: Good for you, UConn. This really speaks to the character of your entire organization, and especially of the players. YES. uconn you’re doing one thing right <3 YAY!
densityschild: there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
So let me get this straight.
walrusofcondemnation: wrist-strong: Stephen Colbert is sexier than Nicki Minaj (#79), JWOW (#74), and Sofia Vergara (#71)? Seems right. Best of all, he’s #69 Because he’s a sexy beast. Check it out for yourself. HE MADE IT ON A LIST FOR SEXY WOMEN Colbert Nation, I salute you.
iluisindustries: batreaux: you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO